Polandball: Not Safe For World

How long can you maintain world peace? Let's unleash the nukes! Emu War Update This is the most historically accurate emu war game on Google Play (as if there were any others!). The world's in chaos: riots, terrorism, zombies... the usual. America, the World Police, needs a sidekick. That's you! Only YOU can save the world and bring peace, because you're the chosen one, the paragon of virtue and justice, and because America needs a partner for its good cop/bad cop routine. So, let's push the big red button and neutralize all evil nations, for JUSTICE!!!

Gameplay is simple: rotate the globe to find troubled countries, then attack them until their problems are solved. You must act before global happiness or population plummets. Choose three weapons (thirteen to choose from currently) for each game. Love Polandball? You'll love this!

Q&A

Q: Why is the Polish flag upside down? A: Because Poland is upside down.

Q: What do you mean, "Poland is upside down"? A: Next question.

Q: Why is Israel a box? A: Because of Jewish Physics.

Q: This game is offensive. A: That's not a question.

What's New in Version 1.08.9 (Updated September 3, 2024)

Minor optimizations for Google Play's version policy.