It's a tough job preventing politicians from uttering gaffes. Take President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment, for instance – a moment that likely caused White House staff worldwide to facepalm. This inspired Pixel Play's new game, Go Lick The World, a satirical clicker game poking fun at the absurdity of modern politics.
The premise is simple: lick the world as fast as you can (virtually, of course!). Tap the rotating 3D globe – land or sea – to rack up points and climb the leaderboard.



Boost your score by tapping LickLink satellites (a Starlink parody), F-35s, electric cars, and even Lick Force One (Biden's plane!). Earthly targets include the White House, Antarctica, the pyramids, and a less-than-savory depiction of San Francisco.
The game features daily rotating items: Impeach-Mints (Mondays), tacos (Tuesdays), Swifties (Saturdays), and pizza slices (a nod to Pizzagate).
Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add to the fun, including a "clown world" face, various hats (including a trucker hat and a Texas cowboy hat with a censored border sign), and solar eclipse glasses. These are unlocked via rewarded video ads. A recent update, "The Great Debate Update," even includes a certain prominent figure's hairstyle.
Go Lick The World is free to download on the App Store and Google Play. In-app purchases remove ads, enable auto-clicking (via "LickGPT"), and add a blue verification checkmark to your profile.
UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats for both sides of the political spectrum and, yes, Trump's hair.